Yes, United States of America, greatest land on Earth, I, Dave Nuttycombe, am available — and at popular prices!
Available for what, you ask? For knuckling down, for nose-to-the-grindstone-style hard work! Like this country used to produce. Sadly, America’s decline over the last few years coincides exactly with Dave Nuttycombe’s lack of a regular paycheck. You can look it up.
Oh, it’s not like I’ve been slacking off! I blogged the hell out of Silverdocs. But although someone once said, “All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast,” I’m here to tell you that even leisurely breakfasts can get old.
You may check the About page for resume specifics, but the bottom-line deal is that my web, video, audio, and writing skills can help get this nation going again. Please feel free to contact me for an enlightening one-on-one, in-person, face-time meeting to discuss how adding Dave Nuttycombe to your company’s health insurance plan will not only save you dollars in the long run, but also protect future generations. I’ll bring the cake.
Thank you.
Oh, I wrote this in HTML, by the way. WYSIWYG is for wimps.
